I went to buy shampoo
The retailer put a hundred
brands, designs and sizes before me
Explained merits and demerits of each
An expert was he in
Left me to choose from
"Which one would I pack?"
I was confused and left
My shining hair unshampooed.
I went to a doctor
As my stomach was burning.
Examined he me thoroughly
Came up with a cure
Said he can do three things
Explained merits and demerits of each
An expert was he in.
Left me to choose from.
"Which way I would treat you?"
I was confused and left
My stomach burning.
I went to a marriage bureau
As I am beautiful and young now.
The madam put a a hundred
photos of those pretty women.
Explained merits and demerits of each
An expert was she in
Left me to choose from
"Which one would I contact?"
I was confused and left
My burning desire unfulfilled.
by Sameer Ahmad
